Funny Sayings

111. The Potato Poem

Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.

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112. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years

See also Babies.

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113. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.

See also Florida.

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114. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll buy an ugly hat and pick up a southern accent.

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115. David, You Left Your Phone at My House

World's dumbest text. See also Phones.

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116. Soy Milk is Just Regular Milk Introducing Itself in Spanish

See also Spanish.

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117. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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118. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid

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119. Dear sneeze, if you're going to happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

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120. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.

Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

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