Funny Sayings

111. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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112. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.

How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.

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113. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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114. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

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115. Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit!

See also Southern.

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116. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.

See also Cars.

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117. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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118. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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119. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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120. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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