Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
111. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!
Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
112. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...
... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.
Funny Sayings
114. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
115. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.
Funny Sayings
118. The Potato Poem
Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.
Funny Sayings
119. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years
See also Babies.
Funny Sayings
120. In Florida, the More Northern You Go, the More Southern It Gets.
See also Florida.