Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
111. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.
See also Cars.
Funny Sayings
112. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!
Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
113. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...
... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.
Funny Sayings
115. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
Funny Sayings
116. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
119. The Potato Poem
Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.
Funny Sayings
120. When I Was Born, I Was So Mad at My Parents That I Didn't Talk to Them for Two Years
See also Babies.