D.T.FLyer's Entries
Funny Quotes
3. "If You Find Yourself Finding Yourself, Are You Really Found?"
Said by my dad every day of my teenage life. I have no idea why. Another version of this is "If you find yourself dead what how you found? NOTHING CUZ YOU DEAD!"
Funny Quotes
5. "Regular People Trip Down the Stairs....
but I'm not a regular person, I trip up the stairs." Said by my friend who had size 9 feet in 8th grade.
Funny Quotes
6. "SQUAWK!!! Oh No! I Almost Turned into a Joe Berry Bob Bird!"
Said by me and my friends every day during 8th grade.
Funny Sayings
8. "Yay! Pants!"
Said by my mom when my 3-year-old brother learned how to put on his pants. See also Children, Parents.
Funny Sayings
9. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead
Me every day. See also Weekends.