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Funny Names

1. Tiz I the Frenchiest of Fries

La French D'Dude See also French.

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Funny Names

2. Dear Cool People,

You don't have a candy named after you.
Sincerely, Nerds

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Funny Quotes

3. "If You Find Yourself Finding Yourself, Are You Really Found?"

Said by my dad every day of my teenage life. I have no idea why. Another version of this is "If you find yourself dead what how you found? NOTHING CUZ YOU DEAD!"

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4. "Who Do's That?"

Said by my dad's co-worker who was worked up about baseball.

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5. "Regular People Trip Down the Stairs....

but I'm not a regular person, I trip up the stairs." Said by my friend who had size 9 feet in 8th grade.

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Funny Quotes

6. "SQUAWK!!! Oh No! I Almost Turned into a Joe Berry Bob Bird!"

Said by me and my friends every day during 8th grade.

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Funny Quotes

7. "Their Imperfectness is Stupid"

um, well...I think that you get the gist of it.

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Funny Sayings

8. "Yay! Pants!"

Said by my mom when my 3-year-old brother learned how to put on his pants. See also Children, Parents.

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9. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

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