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151. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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152. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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153. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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154. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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155. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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156. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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157. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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158. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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159. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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160. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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