Funny Sayings

151. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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152. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do

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153. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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154. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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155. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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156. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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157. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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158. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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159. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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160. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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