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191. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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192. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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193. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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194. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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195. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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196. I’m CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. Shop

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197. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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198. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

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199. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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200. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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