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181. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You

See also Cars.

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182. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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183. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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184. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues

See also Dessert.

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185. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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186. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

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187. If Quizzes Are Quizzical, then Tests Are...

See also Body, Sophomoric.

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188. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs

Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.

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189. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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190. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Weren't Expecting a Base 3 Joke

See also Computers.

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