Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

181. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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182. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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183. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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184. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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185. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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186. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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187. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

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188. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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189. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You

See also Cars.

Added by landryoliver on April 29, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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190. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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