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181. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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182. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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183. If My Best Friend Laughs, I Laugh. If She Cries, I Cry. If She Falls, I Laugh.

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184. In the South We Don't Hide Crazy. We Parade It Around on the Front Porch and Give It Sweet Tea.

Yep! See also Southern.

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185. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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186. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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187. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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188. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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189. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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190. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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