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181. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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182. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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183. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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184. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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185. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

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186. Spoons Are Just Little Bowls on Sticks

See also Utensils.

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187. Patience is Something You Admire in the Driver Behind You, Not in the One Ahead of You

See also Cars.

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188. I'm Not Short, I'm Just More Down to Earth than Other People

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189. Steak is a Medium Rarely Well Done

Well punned, Groucho Marx. See also Meat, Puns.

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190. Raisin Cookies That Look Like Chocolate Chip Cookies Are the Reason I Have Trust Issues

See also Dessert.

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