2. Doctor: "I'm Sorry but You Suffer from a Terminal Illness and Have Only 10 to Live." Patient: "What Do You Mean, 10? 10 What? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
3. A Wife Goes to Consult a Psychiatrist About Her Husband “My Husband is Acting So Weird. He Drinks His Morning Coffee and then He Goes and Eats the Mug! He Only Leaves the Handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“