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And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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lol

aaliyah davis on June 3, 2020

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god: make the world mostly water angels: makes sense no one will be theirste god: make it undrinkable angels: boi! you crazy? sigh ok

harry potato on July 21, 2020

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This is from the far side!

Plagerist! on October 20, 2020

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If only he came sixth he would have won TWO toasters

someone else on January 5, 2021

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what if god came down to earth, said "its pronounced jod" and left- John would ask for his eternal life

jim on January 11, 2021

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