What you say to all the haters See also Profanity.
How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.
I Might Not Mean To Say It Outloud, But I Always Mean It
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.
30. Dear 11 Year Olds on Social Media with "It's Complicated". Seriously? What Did He Do, Steal Your Animal Crackers?
And You KNOW this is true tho....!