Funny Insults
Funny Insults
51. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.
See also Zoos.
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52. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!
Shakespearean insult from
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53. You're as Sharp as a Marble
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54. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.
Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.
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57. You're as Useful as a White Crayon
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58. Weichei
A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.
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59. Overcooked Celery
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60. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana
Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.