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51. You Look Like You Have an Obscure Favorite Color

Oh, periwinkle, aren’t you special?

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52. I Hope You Lose Your Keys in an IKEA

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53. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

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54. You Look Like Your Left and Right Eyebrow Should be Switched

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55. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Eats the Paper Inside a Fortune Cookie

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56. You Look Like You Don’t Know the Meaning of Ignoramus

I don’t either.

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57. You Look Like an Educated Guess

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58. You’re the Type of Person Who Would Struggle to Count While Wearing Oven Mitts

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59. You Look Like You Put Carpet in Your Bathroom

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60. Thou Darned and Luxurious Mountain Goat

Shakespearean insults are the place to be. (Or not to be.) See also Shakespeare.

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