Funny Insults

Funny Insults

51. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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53. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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54. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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55. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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56. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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57. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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58. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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59. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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60. Overcooked Celery

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