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51. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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52. Sneeze Pig

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53. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

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54. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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55. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

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56. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up

Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.

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57. Thou Foul Lump Of Deformity

From Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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58. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."

- Samuel Johnson

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59. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!

How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.

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60. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

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