Funny Insults

Funny Insults

51. Go Take a Dump with Your Jacket On

See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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52. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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53. Butt Breath

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54. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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55. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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56. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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57. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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58. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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59. Soggy Lampshade

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60. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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