Funny Insults
Funny Insults
101. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet
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102. Have Fun Dancing in Your Boring Party of Boredom Where Even the Most Boring Person in the World is Bored
See also Bored.
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103. Meinfrieter
Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.
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104. Agyilag Zokni
Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.
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105. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell
A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.
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106. If Your Brain Was Dynamite, There Wouldn't be Enough to Blow Your Hat Off
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107. Du Doch Nicht
“Definitely not you” in German. It’s pretty situational though. See also German.
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108. You Schoolastic Book Fair Bendy Pencil
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109. I Hope You See a Pin You Like on Pinterest, but then You Accidentally Reload Your Page Before You Save It
See also Internet.
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110. Hey, all the pigeons called, and they asked you to stop eating their food off the floor.
See also Birds.