Funny Insults

121. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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122. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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123. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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124. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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125. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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126. I Hope Your Charger Only Works at a Certain Angle

See also Technology.

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127. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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128. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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129. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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130. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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