Funny Insults

Funny Insults

91. You Probably Sleep with Jeans on

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92. Maybe if You Date Corona It'll Leave Too

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93. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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94. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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95. You Look Like You Use Google to Look Up Bing

See also Computers, Internet.

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96. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Likes the Word "Moist"

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97. You Probably Sleep with Socks on

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98. Go Eat a Tortilla Chip Vertically

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99. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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100. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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