Funny Insults

Funny Insults

91. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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92. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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93. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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94. I Hope Your Mom Deletes Your Video Game Login

See also Video Games.

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95. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair

Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.

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96. You are so Boring, the Teacher is More Fun

See also Schools.

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97. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House

See also Electricity.

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98. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End

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99. I Hope You Spill Water on Your Favorite Book

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100. You Look Like Your Favorite Sport is Fishing

See also Fishing.

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