Funny Insults
Funny Insults
91. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!
Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.
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92. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.
Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.
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93. Ñoqui
The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.
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95. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?
Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
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96. You Blockhead
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97. Slithy, Galumphing Bandersnatch
All words invented by Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. See also Literature, Victorian.
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99. Go Eat a Cactus
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100. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That Watches Workout Videos in Bed
See also Exercise.