Funny Insults

91. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 29, 2017| 5 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

92. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

Added by Sungod on May 28, 2017| 6 Comments | 116 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

93. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2017| 26 Comments | 279 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

94. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

Added by a Guest on May 22, 2017| 4 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

95. Overcooked Celery

Added by IllyBell on May 22, 2017| 2 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

96. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 2 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

97. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2017| 5 Comments | 53 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

98. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

Added by a Guest on April 11, 2017| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

99. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2017| 7 Comments | 156 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

100. PG Insults

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

Added by Neonboy04 on March 29, 2017| 16 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike