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71. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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72. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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73. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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74. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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75. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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76. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

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77. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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78. 당신은 발 냄새

Pronounced dang-shin-nun bal nam-say, it means “you smell like feet”" in Korean. See also Korean, Smelly.

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79. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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80. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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