Funny Insults

Funny Insults

71. Jagoff

Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.

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72. Cacafuego

Spanish for someone who brags so much that their poop is on fire. See also Scatological, Spanish.

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73. White Crayon

Someone whose work is useless because the effects never show.

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74. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!

A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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75. You Rusty Kettle

Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

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76. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

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77. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

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78. Clod!

Peridot's favorite insult.

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79. South End of a North Bound Horse

See also Horses.

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80. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

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