Funny Insults

Funny Insults

71. You Look Like You Say You're “Just Resting My Eyes” When Someone Tries to Show You Something and You’re Sleeping

We all know you fell asleep. Just admit it. Also you snore. See also Sleep.

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72. “You’re as dumb as Isaac Newton.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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74. You Look Like Someone Who Would be Really Interested in My Rug

Added by Jcleo2 on January 21, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

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76. You Look Like You Eat Your Cereal with Orange Juice

The true cereal killer. See also Breakfast.

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77. You Look Like You Chuckle

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78. You Look Like You Run with Wet Socks on Just to Feel Something

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79. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror

And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.

Added by a Guest on November 24, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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