Funny Insults
Funny Insults
71. Jagoff
Basically the Pittsburgh word for an a**hole. Frequently yelled at people who cause traffic problems. See also Profanity.
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72. Cacafuego
Spanish for someone who brags so much that their poop is on fire. See also Scatological, Spanish.
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74. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
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75. You Rusty Kettle
Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
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76. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
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77. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
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80. "You Insolent Noisemaker."
A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.