Funny Insults

31. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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32. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

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33. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

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34. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

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35. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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36. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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37. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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38. You Look Like You Wash Paper Plates

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39. Your Mother Buys Mega Blocks Instead of Legos

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40. You Look Like a Person Who Say to Their Mother, “Dearest Mother, I Require Urination.”

See also Bathroom.

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