Funny Insults

Funny Insults

31. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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32. You Ding Dong

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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33. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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35. Bendan

Chinese insult that literally means "stupid egg". See also Chinese.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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36. I Know Five Fat People and You're Two of Them

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2017| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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37. You’re so annoying, 14 Billion People Hate You.

That's twice the population!

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 1, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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38. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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39. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

Added by CJdadestroyr on August 23, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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40. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2017| 19 Comments | You Like This |

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