Funny Insults

Funny Insults

21. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You

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22. Get a Life, Nerd

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23. If You Were a Spice, You’d be Flour

See also Spicy.

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24. Why Do Your Face and Poop Look So Similar?

Seriously, why?

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25. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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27. Nice earmuffs, Pottah. Did your mum make them for you?

Destruction level 100. See also Harry Potter.

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28. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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29. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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30. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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