Funny Insults

21. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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22. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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23. You Look Like Little Birds Help You Get Dressed in the Morning

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24. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That When You Were Home Alone, Your Parents Would Leave Your Younger Sibling in Charge

See also Siblings.

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25. You Look Like You Gnaw on Raw Carrots and Pretend You Are a Bunny in Your Head

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26. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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27. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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28. You Look Like You Like Going to the Post Office

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29. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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30. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

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