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21. Illywhacker

Informal Australian slang a small-time huckster. See also Australian.

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22. You're a Yellow Marker That Was Used to Color over Something Darker and is Now Dirty Yellow

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23. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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24. You Ding Dong

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25. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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26. You're Like Rapunzel, Except You Don't Let Down Your Hair, You Let Down Everyone

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27. Bendan

Chinese insult that literally means "stupid egg". See also Chinese.

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28. I Know Five Fat People and You're Two of Them

See also Obesity.

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29. You’re so annoying, 14 Billion People Hate You.

That's twice the population!

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30. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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