Funny Insults

Funny Insults

11. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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12. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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13. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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14. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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15. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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16. Soggy Lampshade

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17. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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18. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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19. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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20. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

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