Funny Insults

11. Have a Bad Day

Very effective; curses the receiver of the insult to “have a bad day.”

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12. Earth Used to be Flat Until They Buried Your Mom

See also Obesity.

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13. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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14. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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15. Expectations Were on the Ground and You Brought a Shovel

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16. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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17. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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18. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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19. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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20. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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