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11. Bad Morning

A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.

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12. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

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13. You Look Like You Use Abbreviations Too Much

FYI TBH IDK if you do or not LOL, BTW I forgot I needed to go OMG, so BRB.

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14. Have a Bad Day

Very effective; curses the receiver of the insult to “have a bad day.”

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15. Earth Used to be Flat Until They Buried Your Mom

See also Obesity.

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16. Snorflebump

Someone who laughs before the joke is even told. See also Made Up.

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17. You Didn’t Lower the Bar…

You buried it and planted flowers on top.

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18. Expectations Were on the Ground and You Brought a Shovel

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19. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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20. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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