Funny Insults

Funny Insults

11. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by luluisnotfunny on July 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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12. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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13. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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14. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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15. Sneeze Pig

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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16. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

Added by thefunnyeuthemismsguy on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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17. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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18. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

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19. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up

Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.

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20. Thou Foul Lump Of Deformity

From Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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