Funny Insults
Funny Insults
81. You Whoreson Zed
A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.
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82. Les Poils Ddu Nez
Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.
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83. Acorn!
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84. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet
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85. Have Fun Dancing in Your Boring Party of Boredom Where Even the Most Boring Person in the World is Bored
See also Bored.
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86. Meinfrieter
Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.
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87. Agyilag Zokni
Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.
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88. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell
A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.
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90. Du Doch Nicht
“Definitely not you” in German. It’s pretty situational though. See also German.