Funny Insults
Funny Insults
81. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby
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82. Your Nose is a Capitalist
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83. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.
See also Obesity.
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84. Turtleneck Sweater
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85. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
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86. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet
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87. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!
When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.
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88. Turd Blossom
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89. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear
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90. Silly Billy Goat
Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.