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111. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Washes Their Hands Without Pulling Up Their Sleeves First

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112. You Probably Sleep with Jeans on

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113. Maybe if You Date Corona It'll Leave Too

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114. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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115. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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116. You Look Like You Use Google to Look Up Bing

See also Computers, Internet.

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117. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Likes the Word "Moist"

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118. You Probably Sleep with Socks on

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119. Go Eat a Tortilla Chip Vertically

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120. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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