Funny Insults
Funny Insults
161. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits
Funny Insults
163. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up
Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
165. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."
- Samuel Johnson
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Funny Insults
166. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!
How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.
Funny Insults
167. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math
10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.
And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...
1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.