Funny Insults
Funny Insults
201. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.
Funny Insults
203. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House
See also Electricity.
Funny Insults
204. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End
Funny Insults
205. I Hope You Spill Water on Your Favorite Book
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
Funny Insults
207. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password
Funny Insults
208. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally
Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.