Funny Insults
Funny Insults
201. Cacafuego
Spanish for someone who brags so much that their poop is on fire. See also Scatological, Spanish.
Funny Insults
203. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
204. You Rusty Kettle
Insinuates that once you were useful, but now you are quite the opposite, and leave a bad taste in one's mouth.
Funny Insults
205. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny insult.
Funny Insults
206. Who's This Clown?
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
Funny Insults
209. "You Insolent Noisemaker."
A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.