Funny Insults
Funny Insults
221. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses
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223. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair
Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.
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225. I Hope the Power Goes out and You Have to Reset Every Clock in Your House
See also Electricity.
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226. I Thought You Were Supposed to Toot Your Horn with the Other End
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227. I Hope You Spill Water on Your Favorite Book
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229. I Hope Your Room Mate Changes the Hulu Password
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230. I Hope Your Bug Spray Works Sub-optimally
Heard this one at my church camp. See also Insects.