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221. Wisdom Has Always Been Chasing You, but You Have Always Been Faster

See also Wisdom.

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222. I Hope Your Wife Gives Birth to a Centipede So You Spend the Rest of Your Life Slaving Away to Buy Shoes for It

See also Insects, Shoes.

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223. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Think Plugging an Extension Cord into Itself Makes Infinite Power

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224. I Hope You Run out of Spoons, and All You Have to Eat is Soup

See also Soup.

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225. You’re the Kind of Person to Trip on a Potato

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226. I Hope You Have a Bad Day and Your Shirt Gets Stuck on a Door Handle

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227. I Hope a Movie About You Gets Made, but They Cast James Corden to Play You

See also Celebrities.

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228. At Least I Don’t Look Like I Eat Blind Children’s Glasses

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229. I Hope Your Mom Deletes Your Video Game Login

See also Video Games.

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230. I Hope It Rains when You’ve Just Straightened Your Hair

Specifically when you’re going somewhere nice.

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