Funny Insults

181. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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182. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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183. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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184. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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185. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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186. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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187. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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188. Overcooked Celery

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189. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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190. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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