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231. 8AMer

Someone who wakes up at 8am.

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232. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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233. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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234. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?

See also Monkeys.

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235. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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236. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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237. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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238. Turtleneck Sweater

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239. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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240. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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