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281. Thou Cream Faced Loon

Another Shakespearean burn. See also Shakespeare.

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282. You Probably Sleep with Jeans on

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283. Maybe if You Date Corona It'll Leave Too

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284. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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285. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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286. You Look Like You Use Google to Look Up Bing

See also Computers, Internet.

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287. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Likes the Word "Moist"

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288. You Probably Sleep with Socks on

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289. Go Eat a Tortilla Chip Vertically

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290. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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