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281. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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282. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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283. Turd Blossom

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284. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!

When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.

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285. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear

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286. Silly Billy Goat

Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.

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287. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

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288. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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289. Ñoqui

The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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290. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

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