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281. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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282. Ñoqui

The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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283. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

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284. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

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285. You Blockhead

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286. Slithy, Galumphing Bandersnatch

All words invented by Alice in Wonderland author Lewis Carroll. See also Literature, Victorian.

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287. Go Commit Lego Step

See also Legos.

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288. Go Eat a Cactus

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289. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That Watches Workout Videos in Bed

See also Exercise.

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290. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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