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291. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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292. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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293. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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294. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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295. Soggy Lampshade

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296. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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297. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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298. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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299. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

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300. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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