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291. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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292. I Bet You Look Up and Down Before Crossing the Street

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293. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Washes Their Hands Without Pulling Up Their Sleeves First

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294. Thou Cream Faced Loon

Another Shakespearean burn. See also Shakespeare.

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295. You Probably Sleep with Jeans on

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296. Maybe if You Date Corona It'll Leave Too

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297. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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298. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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299. You Look Like You Use Google to Look Up Bing

See also Computers, Internet.

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300. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Likes the Word "Moist"

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