Funny Insults

251. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.

See also Sophomoric, Zoos.

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252. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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253. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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254. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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255. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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256. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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257. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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258. Overcooked Celery

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259. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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260. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Fruits.

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