Funny Insults

251. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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252. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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253. I Hope Your Charger Only Works at a Certain Angle

See also Technology.

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254. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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255. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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256. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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257. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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258. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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259. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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260. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

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