Funny Insults
Funny Insults
211. I Have Neither the Time nor the Crayons to Explain This to You
Funny Insults
212. Get a Life, Nerd
Funny Insults
215. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny insult?
Funny Insults
216. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”
Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.
Funny Insults
217. Nice earmuffs, Pottah. Did your mum make them for you?
Destruction level 100. See also Harry Potter.
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218. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.
Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.
Funny Insults
219. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”
Funny Insults
220. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”
See also Shakespeare, Weather.