Funny Insults

241. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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242. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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243. Askhole

According to Pintrest, “A person who constantly asks you for advice, yet always does the opposite of what you tell them.” See also Made Up.

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244. I Hope Your Charger Only Works at a Certain Angle

See also Technology.

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245. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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246. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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247. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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248. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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249. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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250. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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