Funny Insults

241. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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242. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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243. I Hope You Step in a Puddle While Wearing Socks

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244. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

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245. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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246. 당신은 발 냄새

Pronounced dang-shin-nun bal nam-say, it means “you smell like feet”" in Korean. See also Korean, Smelly.

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247. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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248. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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249. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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250. Les Poils Ddu Nez

Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.

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