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301. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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302. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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303. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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304. Soggy Lampshade

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305. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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306. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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307. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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308. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

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309. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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310. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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