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301. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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302. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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303. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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304. Turtleneck Sweater

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305. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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306. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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307. Turd Blossom

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308. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!

When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.

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309. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear

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310. Silly Billy Goat

Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.

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