Funny Insults

301. You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerfherder!

Princess Leia burning Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back. See also 80's.

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302. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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303. Wayward, Dizzy-eyed Dewberry

Shakespearean insults at their finest. See also Shakespeare.

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304. Yo' Momma So Small, She Hang glides on a Dorito

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305. You're Nuttier then a Squirrel's Turd

See also Scatological.

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306. Someone Getting Drunk and Taping Crayons to Their Feet Could Write Better Than You

As paraphrased from Veep. See also Writing.

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307. You Bead! You Acorn!

You tell 'em Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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308. Eejit, Numpty, and Galoot

All Scottish words for "idiot." See also Scottish.

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309. Schweinehund

"Pig dog" in German and an insult commonly used in World War II movies and the 80's video game Castle Wolfenstein. See also 80's, German, Profanity.

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310. You Would Struggle to Find Hay in a Haystack

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