Funny Insults

Funny Insults

301. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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302. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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303. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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304. Soggy Lampshade

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305. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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306. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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307. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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308. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

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309. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by luluisnotfunny on July 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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310. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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