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301. 8AMer

Someone who wakes up at 8am.

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302. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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303. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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304. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?

See also Monkeys.

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305. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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306. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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307. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

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308. Turtleneck Sweater

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309. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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310. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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