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321. Russian Doll
Are you a Russian doll?
Because you're full of yourself. See also Russian.
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322. Meretricious
Real word that Merriam-Webster defines as "attractive in a cheap or false way" and "of or relating to a prostitute".
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324. Schlumpadinka
Oprah Winfrey coined this word meaning a person who does not care about themselves, e.g. wears the same pair of jeans with holes for a month, never brushes hair, etc. See also Lazy.
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325. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238
Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny insult.
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326. Mumpsimus
A person who continues to misspeak, even after being corrected. Read more about the interesting origins of the word.
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328. Sitzpinkler
German for a wimp. The literal translation is "man who pees sitting down". See also Bathroom, German.
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330. Klutz
A clumsy person (Yiddish). Literally means "a block of wood." I suppose a synonym for that would be "blockhead," a la Charlie Brown.