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321. "She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her."

Shakespeare for the win! See also Shakespeare.

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322. You Played Me Like a Fiddle

No, fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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323. You Look Like You Use Google to Look Up Bing

See also Computers, Internet.

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324. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Likes the Word "Moist"

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325. You Probably Sleep with Socks on

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326. Go Eat a Tortilla Chip Vertically

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327. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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328. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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329. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Searches Insults Online

See also Internet.

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330. Shut up, you smell.

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