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311. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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312. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot That Had the Instructions on the Heel

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313. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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314. Chucklehead, Imbecile, Clod Pole, Noodle, and Turkey

When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.

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315. Cleofatra

See also Obesity.

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316. Fatty Fatty No Parents

Insult from Wheatley when he was in charge of Aperture Laboratories. See also Video Games.

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317. Ugly

Funny when twins are fighting.

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318. Geek Burger

Two Words: Full House. See also 90's, Sitcom.

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319. Upstart

Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.

"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"

See also Old-Timey.

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320. Banter Sponge

Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.

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