Funny Insults

311. You're as Useless as the 'ea' in 'Tea'

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312. Butt Breath

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313. You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

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314. Wet Donkey

A donkey, but wet.

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315. Go Drink a Warm Pepsi

In other words, "I hate you." See also Soda.

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316. You Are a Murderer and a Thief

You have killed a baboon and stolen its face. See also Monkeys.

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317. I Hope You Sleep on a Warm Pillow

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318. Soggy Lampshade

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319. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

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320. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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