Funny Insults

311. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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312. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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313. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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314. Sneeze Pig

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315. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents.

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316. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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317. Prumphaensn

Polish for "fart-chicken". See also Birds, Flatulence, Polish.

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318. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up

Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.

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319. Thou Foul Lump Of Deformity

From Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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320. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

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