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341. Bendan

Chinese insult that literally means "stupid egg". See also Chinese.

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342. You’re so annoying, 14 Billion People Hate You.

That's twice the population!

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343. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

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344. Numpty

The most amusing word to use for calling somebody an idiot.

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345. You Are Not Invited to My Birthday Party Anymore

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346. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on

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347. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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348. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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349. Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. You Look Like a Monkey and Belong in a Zoo. Do Not Worry, I'll be There Too. Not in the Cage, but Laughing at You.

See also Sophomoric, Zoos.

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350. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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