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You Bean, You Dwarf, You Acron

From A Midsummer Night's Dream, by Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.


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they spelled acorn acron. thats wrong.

kylie on November 25, 2019

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poop on December 22, 2019

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You are a saucy boy. What , you egg? *he stabs him*

Assface on January 8, 2020

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Lol that's funny

Waa on January 8, 2020

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I played Lysander in fourth grade last year. I am a girl, there was no discrimination against gender in Shakespeare. Anyway, that's beside the point. The quote is actually, "Get you gone, you bead, you dwarf, you acorn!" Directed at Hermia, who is short.

Actually played Lysander on January 22, 2020

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Sorry. "Get you gone, you dwarf, you bead, you acorn!" Typo.

Actually played Lysander on January 22, 2020

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