Funny Insults

Funny Insults

151. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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152. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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153. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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154. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

Added by YourMomsGayCousin on July 7, 2019| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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155. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by luluisnotfunny on July 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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156. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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157. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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158. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2019| 21 Comments | You Like This |

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159. Sneeze Pig

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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160. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents.

Added by thefunnyeuthemismsguy on March 20, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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