Funny Insults

151. I Hope You Swim and Have Nothing to Wear but Skinny Jeans

See also Denim, Swimming.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2024| 2 Comments | 52 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

152. You Look Like You Use a Semicolon

See also Punctuation.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2024| 8 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

153. You Look Like the Kind of Person to Add a Decimal When Someone Asks You to Pick a Number Between 1 and 10

See also Math.

Added by a Guest on February 11, 2024| 6 Comments | 84 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

154. You Seem Like the Person Who Looks Up and Down when Crossing the Street

Added by a Guest on February 8, 2024| 17 Comments | 88 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

155. You Look Like You Call Books “A Real Page Turner!”

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2024| 6 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

156. You Look Easy to Draw

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2024| 11 Comments | 81 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

157. You’re Built Like a Professional Chess Player

See also Chess.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2024| 2 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

158. You Look Like Your Favorite Candy is a Tic Tac

And the mint ones too. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2024| 7 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

159. You Look Like You Eat a Fortune Cookies in a Single Bite

Added by oz on January 21, 2024| 14 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

160. You’re So Lonely, You Have a Robot Friend Named Monty

See also Robots.

Added by a Guest on January 18, 2024| 12 Comments | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike