Funny Insults

Funny Insults

151. Your Nose is a Capitalist

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153. Turtleneck Sweater

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154. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur

See also Dinosaurs.

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155. If Stupid Could Fly, You’d be a Jet

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156. You Blocks, You Stones, You Worse than Senseless Things!

When in doubt, Shakespeare your way out. See also Shakespeare.

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157. Turd Blossom

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158. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear

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159. Silly Billy Goat

Be careful when you using this one—it can really hurt your opponent's feelings and damage them mentally.

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160. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

Added by a Guest on October 22, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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