Funny Insults

131. You Look Like You Put Your Lips on the Microphone During Karaoke Night

See also Karaoke.

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132. You’re the Type of Person to Look in Someone Else’s Sunglasses to Pop a Pimple

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133. You Look Like You’d Lose Your Shoe and then Find Your Headphones in it

True story.

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134. You Look Like You Fought in The Battle of Hastings in 1066, Where William the Conqueror's Normans Defeated King Harold II's Anglo-Saxon Army, Leading to the Norman Invasion of England

This one’s a dream crusher.

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135. You Look Like You Practice British Accents in the Mirror

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136. You Look Like You’d Say the Real Treasure Was the Friends You Made Along the Way

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137. You Look Like You Mix Your M&Ms with Your Skittles

See also Candy.

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138. You look like your mother is a mule, and your father… is another mule. I’m calling you a mule.

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139. You Look Like You Eat Carrots as a Midnight Snack

See also Vegetables.

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140. You’re Not the Dumbest Person on Earth, but You Better Hope They Don’t Die

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