Funny Insults

Funny Insults

61. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

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62. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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63. No W

Deflects "No U" with twice the damage.

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64. The Rankest Compound of Villainous Smell That Ever Offended Nostril

This is taking "You stink" to another level. Credit to William Shakespeare. See also Shakespeare.

Added by luluisnotfunny on July 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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65. You Are a So Big Loser That, if There Had Been a Losing Contest You'd Have Been on the Second Place.

You are such a big loser that if there was contest for biggest loser, you'd come in second place.

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66. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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67. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

See also Yo Mama.

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68. Sneeze Pig

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69. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

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70. May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

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