Funny Insults

61. Why Do Your Face and Poop Look So Similar?

Seriously, why?

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62. You’re So Ugly Hello Kitty Said “Goodbye.”

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63. “That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with the pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years.”

Calm down! Good lord! See also Shakespeare.

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64. Nice earmuffs, Pottah. Did your mum make them for you?

Destruction level 100. See also Harry Potter.

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65. Knock knock. Who’s there? Machine Gun Kelly.

Machine Gun Kelly who?
Exactly.
See also Celebrities.

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66. I Hope Your Tattoo Artist Says “Oops”

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67. “Thou Leathern-jerkin, Crystal-button, Knot-pated, Agatering, Puke-stocking, Caddis-garter, Smooth-tongue, Spanish Pouch!”

Shakespeare on fire! He's an insult machine! See also Shakespeare.

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68. “You Have Such a February Face, So Full of Frost, of Storm, and Cloudiness.”

See also Shakespeare, Weather.

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69. Do You Think in Comic Sans?

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70. I Hope Your Charger Only Works at a Certain Angle

See also Technology.

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