MsKnowItAll's Entries

31. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A

New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.

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32. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

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Funny Quotes

33. A Closed Mind Saves a Lot of Time.

Thank you, Steve Martin

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Funny TV Shows

34. Millionaire Matchmaker

The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!

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Funny Videos

35. The Agony of Defeat

For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!

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Funny Names

36. Harry Hopendick

Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.

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Funny Clothes

37. Favorite Sound? A Zipper Coming Down . . .

It means that an article of clothing is coming off . . . jacket, pants, jumpsuit, skirt . . . a good friend of mine says the sound ALWAYS makes him smile!

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Funny Drinks

38. HOT Dr Pepper

DON'T! Just DON'T! No matter who says this on TV, hot Dr Pepper is NOT a beverage you should serve or drink in Winter. It's just nasty. I love the stuff but don't heat it!

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Funny Foods

39. Pizza Bones

It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.

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Funny Movies

40. Hercules Foreign Films

He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.

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