MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Movies
32. Slasher Films from the 70's and 80's
For 2 hours, they kill teenagers. No, I'm not violent, just like to daydream... See also 70's, 80's, Teenagers.
Funny Observations
33. I Have Reached the Age of Believability
Ever since I passed 50, people younger (especially under 30) actually believe what I say... Paul McCartney wrote songs for me when we were dating... when I dated Eric Clapton all he did was talk about himself. Just LOVE their faces as I speak...
Funny Advice
34. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs
There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.
Funny Observations
35. It's Not That There Are So Many A**holes . . .
it's just that they make such a big impression, kinda like a big dog leaving a big pile.
Funny Songs
36. Let's Go Out To The Lobby . . .
And get ourselves a snack! Hmmm, late night drive-in movie with singing/walking popcorn, drink and hot dog giving everybody the come-on. Don't go to the bathroom alone . . .
Funny Products
37. Amelia Earhart Luggage?! REALLY?
Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!
Funny Songs
38. Madame Butterfly
An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )
Funny Insults
39. I Can Suck-start a Harley, but You're Never Gonna Know What That Feels Like!
After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.
Funny Observations
40. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
