MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Movies
31. The Wiz
Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .
Funny Observations
32. Aliens: Spotting and Encounters
Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .
Funny Phrases
35. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .
. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .
Funny Phrases
36. Police Shows: The Warning Shot Missed His Ear by 3 Inches.
Too bad . . . got him right between the eyes.
Funny Questions
37. Why Are You Always Scratching?
Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!
Funny Foods
38. Fried Turkey . . . NOOOOOOOOO!
For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .
Funny Movies
39. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine
And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.
Funny Movies
40. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!
