MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny TV Shows
32. Millionaire Matchmaker
The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!
Funny Videos
33. The Agony of Defeat
For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!
Funny Names
34. Harry Hopendick
Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.
Funny Clothes
35. Favorite Sound? A Zipper Coming Down . . .
It means that an article of clothing is coming off . . . jacket, pants, jumpsuit, skirt . . . a good friend of mine says the sound ALWAYS makes him smile!
Funny Drinks
36. HOT Dr Pepper
DON'T! Just DON'T! No matter who says this on TV, hot Dr Pepper is NOT a beverage you should serve or drink in Winter. It's just nasty. I love the stuff but don't heat it!
Funny Foods
37. Pizza Bones
It's the crescent of crust from each slice after you've eaten the good stuff. Some people dip it in garlic butter and eat it separate. First heard this in Austin TX when some guys were begging for pizza bones 'cause they were broke at the time. (I bought them a whole one...) See also Pizza.
Funny Movies
38. Hercules Foreign Films
He can bend iron, hurl boulders and defeat armies, but throw a net over him and he's helpless.
Funny Books
40. An Invisible Man is Essentially Blind
You only see when light is stopped by the retina and signals are sent to the brain. H.G. Wells knew this, couldn't figure a way around it, so he ignored it and finished the story . . .
