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Funny Tattoos

31. I Don't Even Have To Have A Tattoo But...

As a woman, anytime I mention I have a tattoo, guys start looking around what they can see of my skin like they'll find it. No, they won't. Don't have one, but a healthy imagination on a man makes for a very funny verbal encounter.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

33. Dead Like Me: Life After Death

No Thanks! Brian Fuller sees the Afterlife as another job. Great, like people haven't worked enough, they have to answer to the Grim Reaper and keep a work schedule when they're dead? What's the use of dying?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

34. Cheerleader Injury

It acts up on rainy days or long walks . . . I didn't know she'd go that far when I kicked her . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

35. What's Up?

Well, the sky most of the time, otherwise a roof . . . but besides that . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

37. Yellow Submarine

The John Lennon character was voiced by someone else; John Lennon did the voice for the Chief Blue Meanie, after he watched newsreels of Adolph Hitler -- trying to capture the screaming ugliness of Adolph's personality.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

38. Woody Allen's "Sleeper"

When he's given an electronic dog, he asks, "Is it house broken or does it leave little batteries all over the carpet?"

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

40. Ruffians

When Bullwinkle Moose was being attacked by Ruffians, he politely asked, "Are you really from Ruffia?"

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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