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Funny Sayings

31. People Use Only 10% of Their Brain Power.

Good thing! As badly as people use the Earth, using 100% we would wipe ourselves out!

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Funny Things

34. Freudian-Zen-Druidism

They worship the tree that's not all there. Things are made out of it . . . like the door you find with your nose when you get up in the night, the table/chair/bed leg you find with your foot, or that telephone pole you find with your car bumper.

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Funny TV Shows

35. Only Once, on Columbo:

Most answers are predictable but not this time.
Colombo asks a suspect if the victim had any enemies.
A woman who knew the recently deceased smiles, tilts her head and says "Do you have a phone book?!"

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Funny TV Shows

36. Evil Roy Slade

Pilot movie for a TV show that was never picked up. All star cast, great comedy, what happened? Favorite quote: My idea of a 9 to 5 job is 9 men robbing 5 men! TV missed at great opportunity . . .

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Funny Videos

37. VHS Tape "How to Program Your VCR"

Maybe someone else played it for them . . .

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