MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Tattoos
31. I Don't Even Have To Have A Tattoo But...
As a woman, anytime I mention I have a tattoo, guys start looking around what they can see of my skin like they'll find it. No, they won't. Don't have one, but a healthy imagination on a man makes for a very funny verbal encounter.
Funny Things
32. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
Funny TV Shows
33. Dead Like Me: Life After Death
No Thanks! Brian Fuller sees the Afterlife as another job. Great, like people haven't worked enough, they have to answer to the Grim Reaper and keep a work schedule when they're dead? What's the use of dying?
Funny Diseases
34. Cheerleader Injury
It acts up on rainy days or long walks . . . I didn't know she'd go that far when I kicked her . . .
Funny Questions
35. What's Up?
Well, the sky most of the time, otherwise a roof . . . but besides that . . .
Funny Toys
36. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Movies
37. Yellow Submarine
The John Lennon character was voiced by someone else; John Lennon did the voice for the Chief Blue Meanie, after he watched newsreels of Adolph Hitler -- trying to capture the screaming ugliness of Adolph's personality.
Funny Movies
38. Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
When he's given an electronic dog, he asks, "Is it house broken or does it leave little batteries all over the carpet?"
Funny Questions
39. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?
When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.
Funny Words
40. Ruffians
When Bullwinkle Moose was being attacked by Ruffians, he politely asked, "Are you really from Ruffia?"
