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Funny Movies

31. The Wiz

Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .

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Funny Observations

32. Aliens: Spotting and Encounters

Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .

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Funny Quotes

33. If You Have Blood in Your Laundry, Your Problem is NOT Laundry.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Funny Things

34. CDs and Cassettes on the Roadside

What was the song? See also Cars.

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Funny Phrases

35. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .

. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .

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Funny Phrases

36. Police Shows: The Warning Shot Missed His Ear by 3 Inches.

Too bad . . . got him right between the eyes.

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Funny Questions

37. Why Are You Always Scratching?

Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!

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Funny Foods

38. Fried Turkey . . . NOOOOOOOOO!

For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .

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Funny Movies

39. Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!

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Funny Movies

40. Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine

And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.

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