MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Sayings
31. People Use Only 10% of Their Brain Power.
Good thing! As badly as people use the Earth, using 100% we would wipe ourselves out!
Funny Things
32. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
Funny Things
33. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
Funny Things
34. Freudian-Zen-Druidism
They worship the tree that's not all there. Things are made out of it . . . like the door you find with your nose when you get up in the night, the table/chair/bed leg you find with your foot, or that telephone pole you find with your car bumper.
Funny TV Shows
35. Only Once, on Columbo:
Most answers are predictable but not this time.
Colombo asks a suspect if the victim had any enemies.
A woman who knew the recently deceased smiles, tilts her head and says "Do you have a phone book?!"
Funny TV Shows
36. Evil Roy Slade
Pilot movie for a TV show that was never picked up. All star cast, great comedy, what happened? Favorite quote: My idea of a 9 to 5 job is 9 men robbing 5 men! TV missed at great opportunity . . .
Funny Songs
38. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.
Funny Clothes
39. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
40. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
