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Funny Quotes

31. A Closed Mind Saves a Lot of Time.

Thank you, Steve Martin

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Funny TV Shows

32. Millionaire Matchmaker

The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

33. The Agony of Defeat

For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

34. Harry Hopendick

Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

35. Favorite Sound? A Zipper Coming Down . . .

It means that an article of clothing is coming off . . . jacket, pants, jumpsuit, skirt . . . a good friend of mine says the sound ALWAYS makes him smile!

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

36. HOT Dr Pepper

DON'T! Just DON'T! No matter who says this on TV, hot Dr Pepper is NOT a beverage you should serve or drink in Winter. It's just nasty. I love the stuff but don't heat it!

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 4, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

39. Notice There Are No Oldies Rap Stations?

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Funny Books

40. An Invisible Man is Essentially Blind

You only see when light is stopped by the retina and signals are sent to the brain. H.G. Wells knew this, couldn't figure a way around it, so he ignored it and finished the story . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 3, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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