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Funny Movies

31. The Wiz

Dorothy (Diana Ross) is treated badly at home, but over the rainbow everyone loves her, wants to make her queen . . . all she can say is that she wants to get back to Harlem. Not much of a dreamer . . .

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Funny Observations

32. Aliens: Spotting and Encounters

Don't tell me a civilization that can flip across the universe can't find intelligent life on this planet. You can SEE Las Vegas from Space. Apparently it's easier to find a lone drunk in the desert. And just how many beers were involved? . . .

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Funny Quotes

33. If You Have Blood in Your Laundry, Your Problem is NOT Laundry.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Funny Phrases

35. The Car Could Stop on a Dime . . .

. . . unfortunately, the dime COULD BE in your pocket. Strange way to sort pocket change . . .

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Funny Phrases

36. Police Shows: The Warning Shot Missed His Ear by 3 Inches.

Too bad . . . got him right between the eyes.

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Funny Questions

37. Why Are You Always Scratching?

Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!

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Funny Foods

38. Fried Turkey . . . NOOOOOOOOO!

For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .

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