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Funny Advice

61. When a Guy Won't Take "No." for Your Telephone Number

Give him your Ex-boyfriend's number and say "Call anytime!" The man gets a man answering on the line, and old boyfriend thinks you are REALLY popular since you left. Hand out his number often, maybe write it on a few walls.

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Funny Books

62. A Reptile Dysfunction

It's easier to figure out who didn't do it . . .

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Funny Movies

63. Worst Name for a Movie: Wilder Napalm

Sounds like a war film. Really a wacky love story with great music. Who named this gem with such a crappy title? I don't think anyone saw it but me . . .

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Funny Movies

64. Crappy Movie Name: Brain Donors

Not a horror or medical movie. Remake of Marx Bros 'Night at the Opera' Hysterical from the moment the credits start 'til the final prat fall. Snappy dialogue, fast action. Please tell me whoever named this diamond was fired! Find it! Watch it!

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Funny Movies

65. Forbidden Zone

You'll feel like you're watching something you shouldn't. Wacky black and white, song filled adventure through cartoon land with Oingo Boingo music at their best. "Minnie The Moocher" parody is stunning. Gotta search for this, but there are copies floating around.

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Funny Observations

66. There is No Dark Side of The Moon

It's all dark. What you see is only reflected sunlight. So a werewolf is changing because of the sun, not the moon.

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Funny Observations

68. Adam and Eve, the Garden, the Snake & God

No matter how much I read this tale, the only thing I get out of it is that when you get smart, you get thrown out. Long as you are stupid, you will be taken care of.

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Funny Phrases

69. 4 - 80 Air Conditioning

In the early days of cars, driving and if you have a broken air conditioner. Roll down 4 windows and drive 80 MPH

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Funny Sayings

70. People Use Only 10% of Their Brain Power.

Good thing! As badly as people use the Earth, using 100% we would wipe ourselves out!

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