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Funny Animals

61. Whales Used to Communicate Across Entire Oceans

In the days of the sailing ships, the seas where really quiet, whales could talk across entire oceans. What whales had to say across 1000s of miles, I have no idea . . . how's the water? Wanna do lunch? Seen any harpoons?

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Funny Sayings

62. You Americans, You Are So Clever!

Said with a British accent when someone does something obvious, or something stupid that works.

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Funny Songs

63. And Then I Kicked You

It was a German rock band singing The Everly Brothers hit "(Til) I kissed you" but they did it phonetically, got it wrong . . . and it turned into "And then I kicked you"

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Funny Quotes

64. My Dad Would Always Swear by Craftsman Tools . . .

"DAMN WRENCH!"

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Funny Sayings

68. If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say . . . Sit Close to Me!

Thank you, Steel Magnolias!

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Funny Things to Do

69. Use Aluminum Foil to Make What Looks Like an Exacto Blade

Even when you KNOW it won't cut or stab, your brain will still tell you it's a dangerous object as you touch it to your skin or someone else's.

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