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Funny Books

21. An Invisible Man is Essentially Blind

You only see when light is stopped by the retina and signals are sent to the brain. H.G. Wells knew this, couldn't figure a way around it, so he ignored it and finished the story . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 3, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Dances

22. The Pogo

80s dance craze for those who could not dance. Jumping up and down, usually with goofy hair and equally goofy yet easy wearing spandex clothing. One of Pee Wee Herman's favourites!

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

23. In A Relationship? Lie . . . A LOT!

A modern relationship can only survive when they lie. The ONLY time people tell the truth is when they are getting out of it.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

24. Don't Count Your Money at the ATM

If it's wrong, you can't complain there anyway. Keep your receipt and talk to the bank later. Don't go flashing whatever cash you withdraw; there are people watching besides a guard (sometimes) and a camera. (Yes, not only have I stood behind people counting their cash, they also felt it necessary to count OUT LOUD.)

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Funny Insults

25. A Tiny Mind is Indicative of Other SMALL Body Parts

And the use of these "smaller" parts will leave the one frustrated and everyone else disappointed.

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Funny Observations

26. Traffic Reports on TV

Useless waste of TV reporting AND viewing . . . when you are in traffic, you're NOT watching TV; when you are home watching TV, you are NOT in traffic. Who is this for exactly?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

28. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) The Proclaimers

Much as this man thinks it's a compliment, please don't bother to fall down at my door, even after walking 500 miles.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

30. Pizza Place in Springdale UT

You seat yourself, order pizza at a window, pick up the pizza, napkins, drinks and utensils, then bus your own table. Yet there's a tip jar on the counter . . . FOR WHAT? (and the pizza wasn't so good . . .)

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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