I should have gone out young to find some disappointment and rejection early.
I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, gamble, have kids or have ill health. I should have a lot of money laying around somewhere that I haven't used!
which excuses me from this gene pool.
Oh, come on! No woman can use that! Even two breast pockets is awkward. Guys look at a chest already. Pockets just look like pasties.
It's not cheese and it's not toes... so what exactly is it? See also Snacks.