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Funny Observations

24. It's Not That There Are So Many A**holes . . .

it's just that they make such a big impression, kinda like a big dog leaving a big pile.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

25. Let's Go Out To The Lobby . . .

And get ourselves a snack! Hmmm, late night drive-in movie with singing/walking popcorn, drink and hot dog giving everybody the come-on. Don't go to the bathroom alone . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

26. Amelia Earhart Luggage?! REALLY?

Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 13, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

27. Madame Butterfly

An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 13, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

28. I Can Suck-start a Harley, but You're Never Gonna Know What That Feels Like!

After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 2, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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