Because I'm the only one who knows where it itches!
For all the injuries and damages caused by frying a whole turkey . . . WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DEEP FRYING AN ENTIRE BIRD? A chicken is cut into edible pieces so I know it can be done. I think they are just looking for attention . . .
And don't miss the sequel, Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs. I'm sure Vincent Price made enough money out of both these duds to make it worth his effort. Interesting for the fashions and what was considered funny at the time. I fear the Golden Age of Cinema will NEVER include movies like this. See also 60's.
Mistress of the Dark showing her best assets for 2 hours, and wise cracking the whole time. Best scene: She breaks open a locked gate with HER CHEST! What a gal!
26. Top Secret
Most people missed this, same guys who did Airplane! did this ignored gem. Opening sequence the best: SKEET SURFING! Parody by Beach Boy Brian Wilson himself . . . "If everybody had a 12 gauge, and a surfboard, too" . . .
27. Cat Size
If they are not doing what you want, they are small enough to move around. Unfortunately, 5 of their 6 points are sharp enough to inflict bodily harm . . . but it's also a way of teaching you to be very fast, especially around cats.
You don't even have a real book to THROW at an attacker, but evidently they will TALK you through it!