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Funny Quotes

82. Bogart NEVER Said: "Play It Again, Sam."

He did tell Sam to play it, but he added, "If she can take it, I can. Play it!" (and a few other lines there, too) 'Play It Again, Sam' is a comedy by Woody Allen about picking up women. You should catch the movie.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

83. Sea Cruise/Frankie Ford

Lyric: "I've gotta boogie woogie like a knife's in my back . . ."
What? Really? This is supposed to make me let you take me on a Sea Cruise?

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

84. Pair of Sox, Different Colors . . .

It's okay, I've got another pair at home just like it!

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

85. Texas Governor Jim Hogg (1890) . . .

named his daughter "Ima". Supposed to be the name from a poem, but it still rings cruel to stick a kid/woman with a name like that.

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Funny Observations

86. Only in America is Gun Play Considered Entertainment.

Movies, TV, cartoons, computer games. Not a good future for entertainment.

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Funny Places

87. Cut and Shoot, TX

Just north of Houston, exit at Conroe . . . great steak houses! Trust me, I could NOT make this up!

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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