MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Toys
81. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Movies
82. Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
When he's given an electronic dog, he asks, "Is it house broken or does it leave little batteries all over the carpet?"
Funny Movies
83. Yellow Submarine
The John Lennon character was voiced by someone else; John Lennon did the voice for the Chief Blue Meanie, after he watched newsreels of Adolph Hitler -- trying to capture the screaming ugliness of Adolph's personality.
Funny Questions
84. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?
When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.
Funny Words
85. Ruffians
When Bullwinkle Moose was being attacked by Ruffians, he politely asked, "Are you really from Ruffia?"
Funny Songs
86. Dark Side of the Moon
There is no dark side of the moon. The moon is ALL dark -- what you see is reflected sunlight when the moon is in the right position. So moonlight that brings out a werewolf is actually sunlight.
Funny Books
87. ANYTHING in HORROR!
Evil wins, everybody dies a horrible death and I feel so much better about my life.
Funny Books
88. Shopping for a Better Boyfriend
As long as women are paying for their dates with men, at least know how to shop for Mr. You'll Do, instead of paying for "What the hell was I thinking?" (Now with 32% more agony!)
Funny Advice
89. Try Explaining to Someone . . .
If you're not sure what to do, try explaining it to someone. If the details aren't there or it begins to sound stupid, it probably is. A lot of ideas fall apart when passing them on.
Funny Advice
90. ALWAYS Have an EXIT Strategy
Advice to James Bond from Q. This is REALLY good to have when dumping someone . . .
