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Funny Movies

82. Woody Allen's "Sleeper"

When he's given an electronic dog, he asks, "Is it house broken or does it leave little batteries all over the carpet?"

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Funny Movies

83. Yellow Submarine

The John Lennon character was voiced by someone else; John Lennon did the voice for the Chief Blue Meanie, after he watched newsreels of Adolph Hitler -- trying to capture the screaming ugliness of Adolph's personality.

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Funny Words

85. Ruffians

When Bullwinkle Moose was being attacked by Ruffians, he politely asked, "Are you really from Ruffia?"

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Funny Songs

86. Dark Side of the Moon

There is no dark side of the moon. The moon is ALL dark -- what you see is reflected sunlight when the moon is in the right position. So moonlight that brings out a werewolf is actually sunlight.

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Funny Books

87. ANYTHING in HORROR!

Evil wins, everybody dies a horrible death and I feel so much better about my life.

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Funny Books

88. Shopping for a Better Boyfriend

As long as women are paying for their dates with men, at least know how to shop for Mr. You'll Do, instead of paying for "What the hell was I thinking?" (Now with 32% more agony!)

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Funny Advice

89. Free Advice is Worth Just That.

You can get advice, and opinions, but you don't have to take it. Free advice? Keep an open mind but no so open that your brains fall out.

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Funny Advice

90. Try Explaining to Someone . . .

If you're not sure what to do, try explaining it to someone. If the details aren't there or it begins to sound stupid, it probably is. A lot of ideas fall apart when passing them on.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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