MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Observations
111. There is No Dark Side of The Moon
It's all dark. What you see is only reflected sunlight. So a werewolf is changing because of the sun, not the moon.
Funny Observations
112. There is No Sunrise or Sunset
The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.
Funny Observations
113. Adam and Eve, the Garden, the Snake & God
No matter how much I read this tale, the only thing I get out of it is that when you get smart, you get thrown out. Long as you are stupid, you will be taken care of.
Funny Phrases
114. 4 - 80 Air Conditioning
In the early days of cars, driving and if you have a broken air conditioner. Roll down 4 windows and drive 80 MPH
Funny Sayings
115. People Use Only 10% of Their Brain Power.
Good thing! As badly as people use the Earth, using 100% we would wipe ourselves out!
Funny TV Shows
116. Only Once, on Columbo:
Most answers are predictable but not this time.
Colombo asks a suspect if the victim had any enemies.
A woman who knew the recently deceased smiles, tilts her head and says "Do you have a phone book?!"
Funny TV Shows
117. Evil Roy Slade
Pilot movie for a TV show that was never picked up. All star cast, great comedy, what happened? Favorite quote: My idea of a 9 to 5 job is 9 men robbing 5 men! TV missed at great opportunity . . .
Funny Things
118. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
Funny Things
119. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
Funny Things
120. Freudian-Zen-Druidism
They worship the tree that's not all there. Things are made out of it . . . like the door you find with your nose when you get up in the night, the table/chair/bed leg you find with your foot, or that telephone pole you find with your car bumper.
