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Funny Things to Do

142. Freelance Judging

Get a few lawn chairs and friends, then hold up cards with large numbers for everything . . . lawn care, cars going by, people strolling. My friends and I gave a lot of "6" and "9" just to see people laugh . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

144. Coffee Relationship Specific:

Cream, no sugar = blonde and bitter, like an ex-wife
Sugar, no cream = sweet and strong, like a new relationship

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Funny Nicknames

146. Mr. Right

but I didn't know his first name was "ALWAYS"
(Thank you, Rita Rudner, for this line I use way to often because so many men need to hear it!)

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Funny Places

148. Woman Hollering Creek, Texas

So . . . is this a woman hollering "CREEK!" or a creek named after a woman hollering?

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Funny Quotes

150. Bogart NEVER Said: "Play It Again, Sam."

He did tell Sam to play it, but he added, "If she can take it, I can. Play it!" (and a few other lines there, too) 'Play It Again, Sam' is a comedy by Woody Allen about picking up women. You should catch the movie.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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