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Funny Songs

141. Sea Cruise/Frankie Ford

Lyric: "I've gotta boogie woogie like a knife's in my back . . ."
What? Really? This is supposed to make me let you take me on a Sea Cruise?

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

142. Pair of Sox, Different Colors . . .

It's okay, I've got another pair at home just like it!

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

143. Texas Governor Jim Hogg (1890) . . .

named his daughter "Ima". Supposed to be the name from a poem, but it still rings cruel to stick a kid/woman with a name like that.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

144. Only in America is Gun Play Considered Entertainment.

Movies, TV, cartoons, computer games. Not a good future for entertainment.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

145. Cut and Shoot, TX

Just north of Houston, exit at Conroe . . . great steak houses! Trust me, I could NOT make this up!

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

149. From the Movie "Time Bandits":

I really like you, Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

150. When Breaking off a Relationship:

I am single because I have chosen to be so. You, however, are being rejected.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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