See how long it takes anyone to notice. This is incredibly effective when talking to drunks . . .
142. Freelance Judging
Get a few lawn chairs and friends, then hold up cards with large numbers for everything . . . lawn care, cars going by, people strolling. My friends and I gave a lot of "6" and "9" just to see people laugh . . .
Cream, no sugar = blonde and bitter, like an ex-wife
Sugar, no cream = sweet and strong, like a new relationship
I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?
146. Mr. Right
but I didn't know his first name was "ALWAYS"
(Thank you, Rita Rudner, for this line I use way to often because so many men need to hear it!)
So . . . is this a woman hollering "CREEK!" or a creek named after a woman hollering?
He did tell Sam to play it, but he added, "If she can take it, I can. Play it!" (and a few other lines there, too) 'Play It Again, Sam' is a comedy by Woody Allen about picking up women. You should catch the movie.