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Funny Advice

191. If You Don't Thank Me for Your Gift, That Will be the Last Gift You See from Me.

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Funny Advice

192. Don't Bite the Hand That Feeds You . . .

. . . it can always turn around and slap you!

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Funny Euphemisms

193. Moon Floss

A nicer way to ask someone you are shopping with if you need to buy toilet paper.

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Funny Names

194. Damn It, QUIT!

Thought that was my name until roll call my first day in school. Oh, well, still used on weekends . . .

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Funny Observations

195. God is NOT Pro-life. Everything Dies.

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Funny Observations

196. Nature is NOT Kind.

To survive, the entire world of plants and animals is a buffet for each other. And NOTHING grows old in the wild . . .

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Funny People

197. If You Save the World . . .

that means you save the assholes, too. Hard to separate what you want . . .

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Funny Insults

198. Pretty Strong Talk from a Man . . .

who can make love to a Cheerio without breaking it . . .

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Funny Observations

199. Primitive Art Uses Four Elements:

Life, death, war, fertility. All the things I seem to have a very hard time with . . .

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Funny Advice

200. Wear a Helmet and a Condom

So you don't get knocked out or knocked up!

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