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Funny Places

171. Cut and Shoot, TX

Just north of Houston, exit at Conroe . . . great steak houses! Trust me, I could NOT make this up!

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Funny Places

172. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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Funny Places

173. Arkadelphia, Texarkana, and Texoma

Thanks Arkansas, Texas, and Oklahoma.

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Funny Sayings

174. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

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Funny Insults

175. From the Movie "Time Bandits":

I really like you, Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

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Funny Insults

176. When Breaking off a Relationship:

I am single because I have chosen to be so. You, however, are being rejected.

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Funny Names

177. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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Funny Tattoos

178. Unless You Speak/read Chinese/Japanese/Korean

How do know your symbol tattoo says Courage/freedom/life, and not 'another stupid foreigner now has an expensive tattoo that says shallow/loose with money/ripe for picking.'

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Funny Advice

179. Adversity Builds Character.

Thanks, dad, like I need more character.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

180. I HAVE to be a Fat American . . .

otherwise, people around the world would be sitting there with nothing to hate . . .

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