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Funny Nicknames

161. Dick

I understand Bob from Robert, but how did they get Dick from Richard? Did I miss something when these names were changed? Does anyone answer to Dick?

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Funny Nicknames

162. Mr. Right

but I didn't know his first name was "ALWAYS"
(Thank you, Rita Rudner, for this line I use way to often because so many men need to hear it!)

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Funny Observations

163. Men Play at Love to Get Sex; Women Play at Sex to Get Love

See also Sex.

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Funny Places

164. Woman Hollering Creek, Texas

So . . . is this a woman hollering "CREEK!" or a creek named after a woman hollering?

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Funny Questions

165. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

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Funny Quotes

166. Bogart NEVER Said: "Play It Again, Sam."

He did tell Sam to play it, but he added, "If she can take it, I can. Play it!" (and a few other lines there, too) 'Play It Again, Sam' is a comedy by Woody Allen about picking up women. You should catch the movie.

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Funny Songs

167. Sea Cruise/Frankie Ford

Lyric: "I've gotta boogie woogie like a knife's in my back . . ."
What? Really? This is supposed to make me let you take me on a Sea Cruise?

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Funny Clothes

168. Pair of Sox, Different Colors . . .

It's okay, I've got another pair at home just like it!

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Funny Names

169. Texas Governor Jim Hogg (1890) . . .

named his daughter "Ima". Supposed to be the name from a poem, but it still rings cruel to stick a kid/woman with a name like that.

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Funny Observations

170. Only in America is Gun Play Considered Entertainment.

Movies, TV, cartoons, computer games. Not a good future for entertainment.

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