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Funny Books

181. I'm Not Gay, but for You I'll Give It a Shot

About EVERY crappy date/relationship I ever encountered. Strange how the things that used to make me cry, now make me laugh . . .

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Funny Clothes

182. Eye Glasses IMMEDIATELY Raise Your I.Q.

Evidently, putting on VERY UGLY glasses automatically makes everyone else think you are REALLY smart . . . just not smart enough to choose cool frames or wear contacts.

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Funny Conveyances

183. Bolivar Ferry

Part of the Texas highway system between Galveston Island and the mainland. The road moves, you and your car ride the ferry. There was no way to make a bridge, just make a road that moves! (AND IT'S FREE 24/7!)

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Funny Diseases

184. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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Funny Diseases

185. The "I'll-Let-You-Down" Syndrome

Only kicks in when you need something done that's REALLY important by people who promised to help. Akin to "I'll Pay You Back" and "I'll Pick You Up" Syndromes.

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Funny Instruments

186. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube

Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.

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Funny Names

187. Keith Moon Said:

My friends call me Keith, but you can call me Sam because I'm not going to be your friend!

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Funny TV Shows

188. My Mother The Car

NOTHING else was this dysfunctional! Man who NEVER left his mother, now takes care of her spirit in a Model-T car. Obviously this man will NEVER get a date. And mom will NEVER let him go... who thought this was a good idea? See also 60's.

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Funny Things to Do

189. Wait Until the Bus is Pulling Away . . .

Then start blowing kisses and flirting with people as it drives away. You'll see a lot of hands on the windows, who can't leave the bus.

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Funny Advice

190. Even a Bad Example Serves a Purpose.

Don't be like that!

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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