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Funny Sayings

121. Whatever Doesn't Kill You . . . Hurts Like Hell!

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Funny Sayings

122. An Army Travels on Its Stomach . . .

A most peculiar mode of locomotion for the military.

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Funny Things

123. IBM Encarta

A data encyclopedia for IBM computers. So the first word I type in is Encarta, never having heard or read this before. And it comes up "No entry." Guess "Encarta" wasn't important enough to include in the Encarta.

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Funny Words

124. I Throw Words Around Like Pusillanimous or Altruistic During Important Conversations

If the person I am talking to does not ask what those words mean, then I know they are not paying attention. And I have never known a person who knew these words . . .

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Funny Advice

125. Great Job. Great Home. Great Lover.

Pick two.

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Funny Advice

128. It's Better to be Smart than Pretty

Pretty only lasts a little while and looks the same. Smart can be funny, sassy and intelligent . . . and it will last an entire lifetime.

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Funny Animals

129. Whales Used to Communicate Across Entire Oceans

In the days of the sailing ships, the seas where really quiet, whales could talk across entire oceans. What whales had to say across 1000s of miles, I have no idea . . . how's the water? Wanna do lunch? Seen any harpoons?

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Funny Sayings

130. You Americans, You Are So Clever!

Said with a British accent when someone does something obvious, or something stupid that works.

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