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Funny Videos

121. VHS Tape "How to Program Your VCR"

Maybe someone else played it for them . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

122. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 5, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

123. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks

Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

124. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag

Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

125. I'm Getting So Much Older . . .

I was looking through a mail order catalog full of sexy clothing and all I could ask myself is . . . how does it wash? Is that dry clean only? What about a pre-soak?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

126. Men's Sports Consist of Racing or Fighting.

Everything else is just watching.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

127. It's Not the Bullet That Kills You. It's the Hole.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

128. I'm The LITTLE Brother

My body-building tall boyfriend had this on his T-shirt. And everyone had to look up to read it.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

129. Camouflage Clothes with an Orange Work Vest

As seen on many roadside workers, thus defeating the purpose of both pieces of clothing.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

130. When Beethoven Was My Age . . . He'd Been Dead 4 Years!

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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