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Funny Observations

101. There is One Love for Each Person. FALSE!

There are PLENTY of soul mates! Do you really think there's only one person in the world for you? Can you really find ONE true love in 7+ billion people? That's just setting yourself up for failure. There is A LOT of love out there, but you gotta go find it!

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Funny Observations

103. Las Vegas NV Billboard: Too Many Pedestrians Die on Our Roads

Okay, so we're over the limit. What is the correct number?

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Funny Advice

104. Before You Launch Yourself into the Air, Have a Place to Land

This is the rule for the airplanes, it should apply to everything you do: don't take off 'til you have a place to land. Watching blooper videos shows people can become airborne but not having a plan costs them injury and/or loss of something important.

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Funny Advice

105. How to Get Rid of a Guy in 10 Seconds?

Pick up ANY bride dress/big white dress, and hang it on a door, easy to see. Make sure he sees it, and say it's only for special occasions. A few books about marriage laying around really help!

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Funny Advice

106. When a Guy Won't Take "No." for Your Telephone Number

Give him your Ex-boyfriend's number and say "Call anytime!" The man gets a man answering on the line, and old boyfriend thinks you are REALLY popular since you left. Hand out his number often, maybe write it on a few walls.

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Funny Books

107. A Reptile Dysfunction

It's easier to figure out who didn't do it . . .

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Funny Movies

108. Worst Name for a Movie: Wilder Napalm

Sounds like a war film. Really a wacky love story with great music. Who named this gem with such a crappy title? I don't think anyone saw it but me . . .

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Funny Movies

109. Crappy Movie Name: Brain Donors

Not a horror or medical movie. Remake of Marx Bros 'Night at the Opera' Hysterical from the moment the credits start 'til the final prat fall. Snappy dialogue, fast action. Please tell me whoever named this diamond was fired! Find it! Watch it!

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Funny Movies

110. Forbidden Zone

You'll feel like you're watching something you shouldn't. Wacky black and white, song filled adventure through cartoon land with Oingo Boingo music at their best. "Minnie The Moocher" parody is stunning. Gotta search for this, but there are copies floating around.

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