MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Advice
91. When a Guy Won't Take "No." for Your Telephone Number
Give him your Ex-boyfriend's number and say "Call anytime!" The man gets a man answering on the line, and old boyfriend thinks you are REALLY popular since you left. Hand out his number often, maybe write it on a few walls.
Funny Movies
93. Worst Name for a Movie: Wilder Napalm
Sounds like a war film. Really a wacky love story with great music. Who named this gem with such a crappy title? I don't think anyone saw it but me . . .
Funny Movies
94. Crappy Movie Name: Brain Donors
Not a horror or medical movie. Remake of Marx Bros 'Night at the Opera' Hysterical from the moment the credits start 'til the final prat fall. Snappy dialogue, fast action. Please tell me whoever named this diamond was fired! Find it! Watch it!
Funny Movies
95. Forbidden Zone
You'll feel like you're watching something you shouldn't. Wacky black and white, song filled adventure through cartoon land with Oingo Boingo music at their best. "Minnie The Moocher" parody is stunning. Gotta search for this, but there are copies floating around.
Funny Observations
96. There is No Dark Side of The Moon
It's all dark. What you see is only reflected sunlight. So a werewolf is changing because of the sun, not the moon.
Funny Observations
97. There is No Sunrise or Sunset
The Earth spins, the sun does not move. Thousands of years of observation from this planet cannot change these words.
Funny Observations
98. Adam and Eve, the Garden, the Snake & God
No matter how much I read this tale, the only thing I get out of it is that when you get smart, you get thrown out. Long as you are stupid, you will be taken care of.
Funny Phrases
99. 4 - 80 Air Conditioning
In the early days of cars, driving and if you have a broken air conditioner. Roll down 4 windows and drive 80 MPH
Funny Sayings
100. People Use Only 10% of Their Brain Power.
Good thing! As badly as people use the Earth, using 100% we would wipe ourselves out!
