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Funny Insults

91. From the Movie "Time Bandits":

I really like you, Benson. You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

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Funny Insults

92. When Breaking off a Relationship:

I am single because I have chosen to be so. You, however, are being rejected.

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Funny Names

93. Shanda Lear

Daughter of Learjet founder, William Powell Lear. Always seemed cruel to me...

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Funny Tattoos

94. Unless You Speak/read Chinese/Japanese/Korean

How do know your symbol tattoo says Courage/freedom/life, and not 'another stupid foreigner now has an expensive tattoo that says shallow/loose with money/ripe for picking.'

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Funny Advice

95. Adversity Builds Character.

Thanks, dad, like I need more character.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

96. I HAVE to be a Fat American . . .

otherwise, people around the world would be sitting there with nothing to hate . . .

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Funny Books

97. I'm Not Gay, but for You I'll Give It a Shot

About EVERY crappy date/relationship I ever encountered. Strange how the things that used to make me cry, now make me laugh . . .

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Funny Clothes

98. Eye Glasses IMMEDIATELY Raise Your I.Q.

Evidently, putting on VERY UGLY glasses automatically makes everyone else think you are REALLY smart . . . just not smart enough to choose cool frames or wear contacts.

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Funny Conveyances

99. Bolivar Ferry

Part of the Texas highway system between Galveston Island and the mainland. The road moves, you and your car ride the ferry. There was no way to make a bridge, just make a road that moves! (AND IT'S FREE 24/7!)

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Funny Diseases

100. Built Backwards

Your feet smell and your nose runs...

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