MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Sayings
93. An Army Travels on Its Stomach . . .
A most peculiar mode of locomotion for the military.
Funny Things
94. IBM Encarta
A data encyclopedia for IBM computers. So the first word I type in is Encarta, never having heard or read this before. And it comes up "No entry." Guess "Encarta" wasn't important enough to include in the Encarta.
Funny Words
95. I Throw Words Around Like Pusillanimous or Altruistic During Important Conversations
If the person I am talking to does not ask what those words mean, then I know they are not paying attention. And I have never known a person who knew these words . . .
Funny Advice
97. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
Funny Advice
98. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
Funny Advice
99. It's Better to be Smart than Pretty
Pretty only lasts a little while and looks the same. Smart can be funny, sassy and intelligent . . . and it will last an entire lifetime.
Funny Animals
100. Whales Used to Communicate Across Entire Oceans
In the days of the sailing ships, the seas where really quiet, whales could talk across entire oceans. What whales had to say across 1000s of miles, I have no idea . . . how's the water? Wanna do lunch? Seen any harpoons?
