And get ourselves a snack! Hmmm, late night drive-in movie with singing/walking popcorn, drink and hot dog giving everybody the come-on. Don't go to the bathroom alone . . .
Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!
53. Madame Butterfly
An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )
After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.
The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!
For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!
60. Harry Hopendick
Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.