MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Sayings
54. An Army Travels on Its Stomach . . .
A most peculiar mode of locomotion for the military.
Funny Things
55. IBM Encarta
A data encyclopedia for IBM computers. So the first word I type in is Encarta, never having heard or read this before. And it comes up "No entry." Guess "Encarta" wasn't important enough to include in the Encarta.
Funny Words
56. I Throw Words Around Like Pusillanimous or Altruistic During Important Conversations
If the person I am talking to does not ask what those words mean, then I know they are not paying attention. And I have never known a person who knew these words . . .
Funny Advice
58. Listen to Really Crappy Music when Going Through Something Terrible in Your Life
If you listen to music you love, it will become a constant reminder of crappy times. Instead listen to music you do not understand (different language) or something you will never hear again and you will never be reminded of bad things.
Funny Advice
59. When Wearing Boots, Always Wear Different Color Socks
When your boots come off, it will be funny and you'll always have something to talk about. See also Shoes.
Funny Advice
60. It's Better to be Smart than Pretty
Pretty only lasts a little while and looks the same. Smart can be funny, sassy and intelligent . . . and it will last an entire lifetime.
