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Funny Songs

51. Let's Go Out To The Lobby . . .

And get ourselves a snack! Hmmm, late night drive-in movie with singing/walking popcorn, drink and hot dog giving everybody the come-on. Don't go to the bathroom alone . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

52. Amelia Earhart Luggage?! REALLY?

Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 13, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

53. Madame Butterfly

An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 13, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

54. I Can Suck-start a Harley, but You're Never Gonna Know What That Feels Like!

After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 2, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

57. A Closed Mind Saves a Lot of Time.

Thank you, Steve Martin

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

58. Millionaire Matchmaker

The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Videos

59. The Agony of Defeat

For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

60. Harry Hopendick

Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 26, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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