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Funny Books

52. The Book of Hand Shadows to be Thrown Upon The Wall

That's a lot of fun to throw a book, but where do the hand shadows come in?

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Funny Books

53. 100 Step by Step Napkin Folds

This is for someone with A LOT of time on their hands for trivial decorations. Obviously, after planning meals, shopping for food, preparation and clean up . . . you also have to make the napkins look presentable. Is this before or after you chew food for everyone?

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Funny Observations

54. There Aren't Enough Past Lives to Go Around . . .

At no other time has there been this many people on this planet. Not only can there not be more than one Napoleon or Cleopatra, no body ever claims they were an obscure peasant who died young. Sorry, just not enough ancestors . . .

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Funny Observations

55. There is One Love for Each Person. FALSE!

There are PLENTY of soul mates! Do you really think there's only one person in the world for you? Can you really find ONE true love in 7+ billion people? That's just setting yourself up for failure. There is A LOT of love out there, but you gotta go find it!

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Funny Observations

57. Las Vegas NV Billboard: Too Many Pedestrians Die on Our Roads

Okay, so we're over the limit. What is the correct number?

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Funny Advice

58. Before You Launch Yourself into the Air, Have a Place to Land

This is the rule for the airplanes, it should apply to everything you do: don't take off 'til you have a place to land. Watching blooper videos shows people can become airborne but not having a plan costs them injury and/or loss of something important.

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Funny Advice

59. How to Get Rid of a Guy in 10 Seconds?

Pick up ANY bride dress/big white dress, and hang it on a door, easy to see. Make sure he sees it, and say it's only for special occasions. A few books about marriage laying around really help!

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Funny Advice

60. When a Guy Won't Take "No." for Your Telephone Number

Give him your Ex-boyfriend's number and say "Call anytime!" The man gets a man answering on the line, and old boyfriend thinks you are REALLY popular since you left. Hand out his number often, maybe write it on a few walls.

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