MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Things
51. Strange Priorities
One of my gal friends won't loan me her golf clubs (that are cast iron), but she'll give me her kid in a minute! Too bad the kid doesn't fit in the golf bag...
Funny TV Shows
52. Dead Like Me: Life After Death
No Thanks! Brian Fuller sees the Afterlife as another job. Great, like people haven't worked enough, they have to answer to the Grim Reaper and keep a work schedule when they're dead? What's the use of dying?
Funny Diseases
53. Cheerleader Injury
It acts up on rainy days or long walks . . . I didn't know she'd go that far when I kicked her . . .
Funny Questions
54. What's Up?
Well, the sky most of the time, otherwise a roof . . . but besides that . . .
Funny Toys
55. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Movies
56. Yellow Submarine
The John Lennon character was voiced by someone else; John Lennon did the voice for the Chief Blue Meanie, after he watched newsreels of Adolph Hitler -- trying to capture the screaming ugliness of Adolph's personality.
Funny Movies
57. Woody Allen's "Sleeper"
When he's given an electronic dog, he asks, "Is it house broken or does it leave little batteries all over the carpet?"
Funny Questions
58. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?
When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.
Funny Words
59. Ruffians
When Bullwinkle Moose was being attacked by Ruffians, he politely asked, "Are you really from Ruffia?"
Funny Songs
60. Dark Side of the Moon
There is no dark side of the moon. The moon is ALL dark -- what you see is reflected sunlight when the moon is in the right position. So moonlight that brings out a werewolf is actually sunlight.
