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51. Let's Go Out To The Lobby . . .

And get ourselves a snack! Hmmm, late night drive-in movie with singing/walking popcorn, drink and hot dog giving everybody the come-on. Don't go to the bathroom alone . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 26, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

52. Amelia Earhart Luggage?! REALLY?

Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 13, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )

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Funny Insults

54. I Can Suck-start a Harley, but You're Never Gonna Know What That Feels Like!

After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 2, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

55. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A

New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.

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Funny Observations

56. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island

It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.

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Funny Quotes

57. A Closed Mind Saves a Lot of Time.

Thank you, Steve Martin

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Funny TV Shows

58. Millionaire Matchmaker

The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!

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Funny Videos

59. The Agony of Defeat

For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 1, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

60. Harry Hopendick

Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.

Added by MsKnowItAll on September 26, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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