MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Books
51. An Invisible Man is Essentially Blind
You only see when light is stopped by the retina and signals are sent to the brain. H.G. Wells knew this, couldn't figure a way around it, so he ignored it and finished the story . . .
Funny Dances
52. The Pogo
80s dance craze for those who could not dance. Jumping up and down, usually with goofy hair and equally goofy yet easy wearing spandex clothing. One of Pee Wee Herman's favourites!
Funny Advice
53. In A Relationship? Lie . . . A LOT!
A modern relationship can only survive when they lie. The ONLY time people tell the truth is when they are getting out of it.
Funny Advice
54. Don't Count Your Money at the ATM
If it's wrong, you can't complain there anyway. Keep your receipt and talk to the bank later. Don't go flashing whatever cash you withdraw; there are people watching besides a guard (sometimes) and a camera. (Yes, not only have I stood behind people counting their cash, they also felt it necessary to count OUT LOUD.)
Funny Insults
55. A Tiny Mind is Indicative of Other SMALL Body Parts
And the use of these "smaller" parts will leave the one frustrated and everyone else disappointed.
Funny Observations
56. Traffic Reports on TV
Useless waste of TV reporting AND viewing . . . when you are in traffic, you're NOT watching TV; when you are home watching TV, you are NOT in traffic. Who is this for exactly?
Funny Quotes
57. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."
Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.
Funny Songs
58. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) The Proclaimers
Much as this man thinks it's a compliment, please don't bother to fall down at my door, even after walking 500 miles.
Funny Advice
59. "Be Careful" and "Drive Safely"
Good thing someone ALWAYS says these things as I'm leaving an event. I WAS planning on being reckless and irresponsible! Now it's just ruined.
Funny Jobs
60. Pizza Place in Springdale UT
You seat yourself, order pizza at a window, pick up the pizza, napkins, drinks and utensils, then bus your own table. Yet there's a tip jar on the counter . . . FOR WHAT? (and the pizza wasn't so good . . .)
