MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Products
51. Amelia Earhart Luggage?! REALLY?
Named after the most famous aviatrix who managed to get lost on an around-the-world flight. It would be so much better to call it Boomerang Luggage, something that will always come back!
Funny Songs
52. Madame Butterfly
An American Lieutenant and a Japanese Geisha sing Italian at the top of their lungs in this Puccini opera, and fans treat this as normal and entertainment. (At the beginning, Butterfly also sings she's 15 years old but there's never been a soprano under 40 singing this part . . . )
Funny Insults
53. I Can Suck-start a Harley, but You're Never Gonna Know What That Feels Like!
After I was rejected by a man at a bar for the vapid blonde sitting on the next stool.
Funny Observations
54. The Difference Between a New Yorker and a Canadian is Where They Put the A
New Yorker: A! Where you going?
Canadian: Where you going? A?
See also Canadian.
Funny Observations
55. Gilligan Was NOT on a DESERT Island
It was a DESERTED island. A desert island is an oasis, in the desert. If you are adrift, you're looking for a deserted island, or just an island, or a really big boat with a party going on after you are rescued. See also Sitcom.
Funny TV Shows
57. Millionaire Matchmaker
The gal host was cute enough . . . but these men were so void of social skills and personality they couldn't find a date. Half these guys STILL didn't get a date, even with professional help. So, even when a woman tells a guy what to do to get a woman, they did not get it!
Funny Videos
58. The Agony of Defeat
For YEARS, ABC's Wide Wide World of Sports showed the same skier doing a MASSIVE wipeout down a mountainside. I'm sure the whole world, his kids and grandkids have seen that many atime since his big fall!
Funny Names
59. Harry Hopendick
Store Manager at my first job. Always sounded like an obscene phone call when anyone requested to speak to him.
Funny Clothes
60. Favorite Sound? A Zipper Coming Down . . .
It means that an article of clothing is coming off . . . jacket, pants, jumpsuit, skirt . . . a good friend of mine says the sound ALWAYS makes him smile!
